To unknown hacker...

If you happen to get access to an email that contains the final exam and answer key for something like say Physics, and you have not done all that well all semester, DO NOT be dumb enough to get a perfect score on the exam.  Miss a few questions.  Otherwise the staff of the physics department will know that someone has hacked their account, and will start an investigation.  Moron.

Printer not working

Email from Student: "I have connection problem from my computer to the printer ( I mean  that if I sent any document to the printer no printing response)"

 Help Desk Guy checks the computer.  There's no printer installed.  I wonder if that could be why there's no response from the printer?  Better yet, what is he doing that he thinks is printing 'cause it's sure not what I would call printing.